Shailene Woodley is some tall as shit activist actress who got arrested fighting for the environment because bitch hates oil pipelines, but clearly doesn’t hate getting pipe, because for a while she was fucking an NFL player, who we’ll assume has a penis along with his fat bank account.
As it turns out, the hippie activist who was totally misguided in hating oil pipelines is to blame for the high gas prices you’re feeling today…..but at least she’s got tits she’s willing to pull out in a bikini in what looks like the most ghetto and disgusting beach around, one of those kitty litter for the homeless, because I like my beaches to not look like inner city housing projects….and more like tropical vacation adventures….but I guess you can’t be some climate activist if you don’t get your feet in the mask, condom and heroin needle e.Coli sand.
I don’t know who her friend is, I just know they are not in the right position, since I’m not seeing any scissoring going on….which is really the only side by side, group buddy photo we need.
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