I don’t go to gyms for fear of cumming myself while staring at bitches who workout in their slutty outfits doing their slutty fitness poses, so you can blame the hot girls at the gyms for my lack of fitness….diabetes and overall terrible health…
You see, fitness leads to a healthier diet and a healthier life filled with all the minerals, nutrients, sleep you want….and you look better when you do it….
But when you’re a pervert who can’t stop masturbating whenever you see a girl in fitness gear, not even in a deep squat pose, I mean she can be at the grocery store, laundromat, loading her car with garden supplies, painting her picket fence….and still worthy of a good old fashion public jerk off….you know your limits.
Luckily, the hotter bodied, muscle toned, better fucks than the fat bitches I posted earlier, don’t let their fitness for hotness go to waste, they push that shit, market that shit and promote it so hard that you an jerk off to it from the privacy of your home….
I know, where’s the fun, the adventure, the excitement in that…right….well, it’ll have to do.