Half dead, chronically ill, quad vaccinated, freaky genetic condition that reminds me of a little primordial dwarfism that made her look like a weak 90 year old back when she was a teen on TV….SARAH HYLAND….who may or may not be retired, we don’t give a fuck about her in these parts to bother finding out what she’s been doing since her long running, high paying, sitcom career…has slowly, like other girls, been morphing into a slutty version of herself…
It’s like we live in an alternate timeline or dimension, that sort of got sprung on us when we were least expecting it, because these boring, normie, girls you probably sexualized since they were on TV are now doing the low level IG slut shamelessness we’ve all seen OTHER ladies who are trying to make it pull off for the last decade…
So this awkward, double kidney transplant surviving freaky looking midget troll you likely never jerked off to, is trying to get you to jerk off to her, even though she’s got all the money, celebrity she needs, it’s not enough….
So she’s out here in the “on your knees, whilst the knees are spread, in a bikini” pose, which is a pretty fucking racy pose when it comes to the bikini model pose formations….this would have been one of those pics you take of your gf to jerk off to at a later date back in the day, not a “hey internet fans, check out my spread cunt bikini pose”….but I guess when you come face to face with death, you know, time is limited, get those titties out…because cumming is all that matters…
The funny thing would be knowing how many pics it took to capture her perfect on her knees bikini pose….probably 250….CAMERA ROLL SCREENSHOT NOW.
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