I was in a Starbucks the other day, you know doing July 4th but in Canada things like getting a fucking coffee for a set of tits I was trying to suck on…..I’m weak like that…..
There was a series of Tight Pants in line, like a tight pants parade and I thought to myself, Starbucks is the new stripclub of the generation because you can wait for a coffee and see cunt for free…..they should be charging cover charge at this place…..
Between the moms in leggings and the fitness girl in bike shorts, I thought it abnormal despite seeing tight pants ALL the time, this was an obscene amount of tight pants…but I’ll take it because tight pants make all ass look better…even the fat girl in her bike shorts that were far too short, probably from her vagina eating them, or her not wanting to size up was good….
Later that day, I had to go to Walmart where I rarely have a sexual experience, but this was one of the supercenters with the grocery store and again….a fucking parade of tight pants….mainly skimpy bike shorts….was I in tight pants heaven or are girls just really into exhibitionism….
Don’t answer that.
We know the answer…but thank the tight pants gods for giving them somethig to wear that they feel hot in, so that I can stare at a skin tight version of their asses when doing humiliating shit like buying giant tubs of CHEESE PUFFs and adult diapers at WALLY MART.