I figure if you’re going to have any kind of wedgie, it might as well be a pussy wedgie, since I don’t have a pussy and don’t know the pain that the wedgie may cause, but I’m going to assume from the videos I’ve seen of girls pulling their panties up into themselves until they squirt, that it is hardly a painful experience….
Plus, when you don’t have pussy, the pussy wedgie becomes a spectator sport and the other wedgie up the ass comes with feces and PTSD of when the closet case bully in high school was so keen on touching your underwear that he was willing to get suspended for it….unless of course you were the wedgie giver…..something your closet case ass probably still jerks off to….FAG.