Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Dip doesn’t make me think Sarah Hyland is any less creepy of a genetic error as I’ve always felt she was since originally finding out about her….
The double kidney transplant, because even the first kidney she got was like, “Get me out of here, this girl’s freakish”…has been a lot more sexual in the last few years, which I assume is sexual frustration from being with a Gay dude using her for the good celebrity life…..so she does things like talk about sex, masturbation, and walks around with her tits all pushed up, to give the boners, because I guess women are just coded to WANT to be jerked off to, especially the type that work in entertainment and love being on camera, it’s validation, maybe they find it hot for their exhibitionism, maybe now that she’s semi retired since her show is over and she has a pile of money, focusing on basic human instincts becomes easier and a way to unwind during said retirement, maybe she’s just indoctrinated by all the internet porn and either wants to be in on it, or is just dripping horny all day and can never find that release….
You see, I don’t know her, I just know a bare ass in a pool would have been a huge deal for a big celeb like her to do 10 years ago, but nowadays, it’s like “Where’s the butt plug, where’s the gape”….FOLLOW HOWIE MANDELL’s LEAD AND SHOW US THE PORLAPSE…
But whether you find her a creature from the science lap, bred with primordial dwarfism genes in the DISNEY lab or not, she is still a huge star with her bare ass out underwater and that’s a start…
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