Kari Riley Bikini of the Day

Kari Riley is an ELITE Model, which is probably not like being an elite assassin, or an elite sportsman, or an elite pizza, which is the name of a meat lovers pizza at a place I used to go…..because being an ELITE model is like being any other model but that shouldn’t make Kari Riley sad, it shouldn’t make her any less viable of an option for you to jerk off to, it’s just to say that maybe ELITE models has a bit of an OVERHYPING name.

WHO CARES THERE IS A MODEL IN A BIKINI IN AN ERA WHERE EVERYONE IS A MODEL SO THAT STAMP OF AGENCY APPROVAL MAKES HER FEEL LIKE SHE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE INFLUENCERS SHE IS COMPETING WITH….or maybe she got her start as a model and is only with an agency because models are dead and influencers reign supreme….

Oh shit, that meat lovers pizza was called SUPREME not ELITE….my bad.

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Kari Riley Bikini of the Day July 12th, 2022