I may not be a farmer. I may not be prepared for the foot shortages, economic collapse, impending apocalypse, in these obvious END TIMES. I may not be an off grid prepper growing my own veg, even though I know that this year’s harvest will fall short, and that the food in stores now is last year’s harvest…….I may not have a cow to milk to feed my family and that may be the wrong fucking approach…..but I am confident in my titty milking skills…..so now all I need is a lactacting lady to lock in my barn…if only I had a barn….