Since the asshole is the window to the soul, wearing an underwear style that gets in the way of showing that window and letting people see through it, to your soul, would be crazy…..the only underwear that would make sense is a thong, so that you get basic asshole coverage in case of a leak or spill, but also a quick release in the event you need to show people that you’re a human who still has a soul…..
It’s the non-slutty way to show asshole, one that moms can adopt when trying to show their sons their souls…..because it’s totally non sexual, THEY ARE CLOTHED, you perverts.