What’s that sound?
It must be the sound of TITTIES dropping….in video and not on our heads like I’d like the to be, because when Natasha Richardson died from her head injury here in Canada, I said “wouldn’t have been so bad if it was caused by a fat tit”….
This is the fun, gamified way to flash a tit, big tits have the competitive advantage, but that doesn’t mean a saggy, deflated small tit can’t try to join the party….because once shit hits the female hive mind….magical things like this or other weird sex trends from nudes, to hook-up culture, to sex toys, to anal happen, all it takes is a bitch like Gwyneth Paltrow to co-sign and wine drinking white girls in their curated instagram studio apartments doing their best Sex and the City comply….
In conclusion – I like tits.