Courtney Stodden is a legend…at least according to me, which isn’t saying much. For the most part, people don’t give a fuck about Stodden, they’ve basically run through her like a frat boy on a roofied out babe, unsure of how much time he has to finish, while his brothers wait for their turn……
You know, they loved her, wrote about her, got what they wanted out of her, only to forget her and force her into a LIFE OF PORN…..
YOU DEMONS….how dare you….but also, thanks, because seeing the child bride tabloid fodder no one tried to protect, showing off her amazing bolt on sideshow titty, doing some asshole flexibility challenges, is just what I am looking for out of her. She’s brilliant.
Biggest regret of life, not getting to her Halloween party, because if I had, I’d probably be the one filming this for her and by this I mean my erection, because I’d obviously have her direct line to send unsolicited dick pics to….that’s the whole point of Halloween parties, weirdos….