I don’t know when I developed a tanline fetish, because I used to find the shit cheesy as fuck, but you have to remember that I grew up in stripclubs so the majority of bodies I was seeing naked were gutter, french Canadian, oftentimes toothless, strippers who fucking loved to go to one of the tanning salons on every street corner, because people just couldn’t get enough of them.
I think that’s why I turned on the overall Kardashian, duck face, muppet face, botox, filler and filter face that’s so fucking popular now, because the french Canadian strippers were doing that whole thing 25 fucking years ago and I thought it looked silly then….as it does now…..the whole rich ladies and gutter strippers have the same aesthetic.
ANYWAY, I grew out of my tanline hate, and fucking love seeing girls showing off all the VITAMIN D that they’ve got from our friend that has been dragged through the mud as being a killer, when he’s not, you know the Steven Avary of nature, our SUN…..
So I am a fan, of natural tanlines before the sun addicted bitch ends up a lathery pile of trash you’d expect to find sagging on a florida bitch, crisping up, in her retirement…..
I am not a fan of spray tans, or sunscreen, just a pure old fashioned, traditional tan, but I’ll take what I can get, since it is NATURE’s highlighter…..