Julianne Hough published some jerk off material for her brother, now that he’s married, she can only sex him publicly and subtly, you know cuz they’re weird, but maybe we’re the weird ones for not accepting incest as a viable sex option, since it makes retards, no matter how hard the porn alogorithms try to indoctrinate you into sexualizing everything around you, even your sister…..because it takes a specific kind of narcissist to fuck family, you know genetic attraction does’t happen to those who hate themselves…..but I guess with a sister one room over, it is pretty convenient….ins’t it…
Well, Hough still dances despite being a giant disappointment, despite how much money she’s made, despite how famous and rich she is…a disappointment because she was able to go legit, acting and singing and dancing on TV and the movies, on some Fred Astaire and Ginger kick, even though professional dance training should remain a hobby, or something you bust out at parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, or be reserved for choosing a life of stripping, which I think girls are NOW choosing in this era, since sex work is real work and it is no longer the French Canadian goal and dream, where the rest of women looked down on them, it’s a top tier viable way to cash in and have fun…but Hough, who would have been a great stripper chose legitimacy…….
Julianne Hough, the mormon gone wild, should have gone into sex work, and not in a behind closed doors for Ryan Seacrest way, and not in a fucking her brother for their handlers way, but in a legitimate way that you can pay to touch her tits…….but money, fame, success will never take her there.
Luckily, she’ll still pull out some titty, but she’ll pretend it wasn’t intentional, even though you have to watch the shit you publish, and most of these ladies do 10-15 versions of their content before uploading, so the titty flash, nip slip was intentional.
Shout out to the homie who emailed this into me, I haven’t been emailed in about 10 years, so it felt like I was still on the map.
I am not….and either is Julianne Hough’s erased face, but that’s another story in social media filters lying to us…