Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

I would have to go through the archives to see if I ever found Jennifer Aniston hot, because there was a time when her nipples were huge and hard on prime time TV when porn was harder to access, so was my appreciation for her signature nips a product of her having great tits that I wanted, or just a product of not having access to as many tits as I do now, so that they were far superior to the average nip. I guess that’d be hard to figure out, but as a fan of tits, I’ll give her the win on this one, because they were great tits with hard nips, just made better due to lack of inventory, you know supply and demand, basic economics….

There was also a time when she forfeited the whole breed thing to focus on her career and to do that whole thing, where she got cast in movies that showcased her fit body that she had been maintaining instead of finding fulfillment in having a family, she chose working out……

Off the top of mind there was the Jason Sudeikis movie she was a stripper in and there was the Adam Sandler movie she was a dental hygenist in a bikini, both good moments for her body, while her face remained the same whatever.

Now that she’s old in menopause, still hitting the gym, she’s kidn the boxy body of a transgender dude on estrogen, boxy, broad shoulder with an ass narrower than her shoulders, but compared to other old bitches who aren’t worth 100 million dollars from being an important shitty actor, she’s likely a 10, but a 10 in old timers is about a 1 in younger hot chicks, so it’s nothing to get stoked on, but it happened and here it is.

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day August 16th, 2022