Every week we do a deep journalistic dig into THONGS and how ineffective they are at covering assholes, the window to the soul.
Every week we discover just how ineffective they are at being a panty, since you’d likely want it to cover your asshole, seeing as that’s the whole point of underwear, to catch your asshole juice so you can wear your pants for months without washing them, unless that’s just a guy thing…….or a homeless guy thing.
Either way, as each week goes by and we see more consumers posting their testimonials of just how shitty thongs can be, even though we all know they can get way shittier, we start to realize that maybe the girls showing asshole like the thong for its ability to show the asshole.
Shocking……..
Let’s do this again next week!