Elsa Hosk is a hot mom model who I assume is in her 30s by now, because she only came into our lives as a Victoria’s Secret Angel when she was 27, due to her having a Swedish Meatball of a life before modelling as a pro basketball player you’d actually wnat to fuck, unlike that Brit Griner drug smuggler, who looks more like the kind of player who would be fucking you, with her giant dick!
Elsa Hosk is no longer a VS model, because they’ve phased them out and turned them into demons, but that doesn’t mean she can’t post her damn lingerie pics for the fans, which is what she’s doing here!
We don’t NEED corny corporate mall brand VS to get half naked motherfuckers!
She also reposted an old gem of her doing her rendition of Tom Cruise in Risky Business:
Like so many other people, it is poorly executed, because Tom Cruise was not wearing his sunglasses in the scene, or white shirt, his shirt is Pink:
But that doesn’t mean I don’t have an interest in watching her mom ass dance in her underwear, because it’s probably the only interest I do have in this life of going through the motions until I die!
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