Kate Beckinsale may be 100 fucking years old, the pussy may be dried up, the asshole blown out by all the oversized shit’s she’s taken on the days of the month she eats, but I would probably sign up to her OnlyFans to watch her diddle herself, or take loads from young cock, which I assume is her beauty tip for eternal youth!
I hate on all the old ladies trying to be the hot young ladies, rocking their hysterectomy scars from the pre-cancerous cells, despite their training in fucking and I guess not giving a fuck fucking, because some of us are as old as Kate Beckinsale and it was a time before trying to outdo porn chicks for male attention, if anything, most people had pretty standard sex, even though I was having raw anal with a chick back in High School, I know how to pick em, it wasn’t the norm! Sure she was half retarded, a good student, who listened to my direction, with her diabetes foot amputations, she was insecure, BUT I was still having raw anal in High School with a chick and not by the sports team hazing me, like you! SO I win!
So what if she stank, it was 40 fucking years ago, it’s not like I remember the stink, I mean I REMEMBER the stink, I couldn’t get it off me for months, but in HIND SIGHT it was hot, even though I was made fun for it by all my friends, and strangers!
Yeah, so people pointed and laughed at us, when I took her out for french fries, you have to show a girl a good time, if you want her to show you a good time, and if that means a walk of SHAME before the fuck, SO BE IT!
The point of the story, is not about how shit girls fucked when Beckinsale was young, she’s a rich kid, her parents actors, in the scene, so her FUCK was got ON, it’s just that at her age, basically YOUNG granny age, she’s still someone who’s FUCK I want to see get on, and THAT is the fucking point of this post!
Watch her squat without any concern of her bum hip, all frog like and ready to bounce on a cock, while rocking a bikini, I mean this is legendary animal shit and I wouldn’t mind smelling like whatever mothballs or whore shower scent she uses to cover up the rot!
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