Jessica Alba is bringing the goods that most dot com tech billionaires don’t bring, which is probably a good thing, because the idea of seeing some of those nerds in provocative poses is disturbing, but since Alba started out a slut, who didn’t get naked in the movies, but who was cast as the hot chick, since she was the hot chick, and the only reason she exists, or was able to make that dot com billions was off the back of her hotness, it seems like she’s finally coming back into herself, something that you would do, if your dick reached your asshole!
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