Rita Titty Ora may be a nobody who became a somebody by being a nobody who was almost a somebody, or at least has been a pretty big disappointment compared to what she probably expected for herself when she first got signed, but thanks to Rihanna hating her and ousting her from the label, she probably got a pretty good buy out, which resulted in her trying to build her own hype before the whole influencer thing, when it was looked down on and thought of as desperate, so to me, she’s always been a try hard who never was, but the reality is that she’s been doing it so long, and society has changed around us where that anyone who is anyone is a fucking try hard, just fighting for visibility, pulling the same Rita Ora strategy of being everywhere and since she’s been doing it so long, has actual talent, or enough to get her signed a decade ago in the first place, she’s actually a higher profile famous nobody, almost a somebody but most importantly, she’s got a great set of tits!
So let’s focus on the tits, because when born with these, it’s hard to not make it in the era of internet, whether you can sing or dance or get to all the hot parties or not!
Great tit and she knows it, and wants to remind you of it, so I’ll take that as some giving back to the community that still doesn’t quite know what the fuck Rita Ora is.
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