I’m in Canada, so it’s the first day of Fall up here, which means we’re stringing up our Christmas lights and winterizing our windows, as we prepare for the great ice wall to be upon us!
Unfortunately, I had the coolest website for its time, when people were making millions of dollars off websites, but I was alienated against and OPPRESSED for being SEX POSITIVE and unwilling to censor th TITTIES, meaning, I don’t have an Oceanfront vacation home in Florida or Tropics to hire hookers and do cocaine off their buttholes, meaning, the only tanlines I am going to get are from the stupid fucking internet or the occasional vaccinated stripper who I pay to sit on my face, but those tanlines aren’t real, but they are good enough, as a low standard, low hanging fruit grabbing, pervert!
So these tanlines are a tribute to summer getting ready for fall and the truth is, I didn’t see any tanlines in human form regardless of the season change, because leaving the house, or the basement mould infested cell I call home, escaping these four walls I stare at, takes too much effort, meaning the internet tanlines are good enough!