Unfortunately, the only Tight Pants I saw today were on some 80 year old five time vaccinated freak knocking on idling car windows yelling at them to turn off their cars because they are single-handedly destroying the climate, who didn’t appreciate when I told her to leave people the fuck alone and mind her own business, because climate change isn’t real, it’s a scam that makes assholes who live in mansions with private jets richer and her insanity doesn’t need to ruin our fucking days, maybe she should take it up with industrial polluters, not some hot mom waiting for her kid to get a loaf of bread, but yeah, leggings on the geriatric pussy, far less hot than leggings on the under 75, so here are some tight pants to remind me of what TIGHT pants can be!