Tight pants, because seeing a girl’s asshole through her pants at the grocery store is a good feeling for those of us who don’t have girls show us their assholes unless it is tight pants at the grocery store, because these tight pants are so fucking tight, it’s like why bother wearing pants at all, I guess to pretend they are decent respectable people, but as someone who likes seeing asshole through tight pants at the grocery store, that is definitely decent and respectable, sure it’s a little slutty, but as we all know with the progression of slutty, racy, edgy fashion, there will be a time when pantless, vagina out, is the tight pant of its era and I hope to be alive for it, ideally dementia aged, so they won’t get mad when I get on all fours and sniff their asses like a dog in the dog park, you know barking to drive the “don’t arrest me for sniffing stranger asshole”, but maybe I shouldn’t wait until a pantsless era to do that, I could try it out now, since tight pants are barely pants anyway, that’s why we like em!