I am Thankful that thongs are poorly designed and barely cover the asshole, that way, when a girl bends over, I can see her asshole.
More importantly, since I rarely leave the house and NEVER find myself in settings where a girl in a thong is bending over and showing me her asshole….I am thankful that thongs are poorly designed and barely cover the asshole, that way when a girl is modest, shy, has morals and values and REFUSES to post or send nudes via the internet because they have concern for their future self…..they can do it with their thong, feeling clothed and not slutty on and I can still see what I came here for….THE ASSHOLE.
Not that that ever happens either, most girls get naked on the internet or on their camera phones for Steve Jobs and Zuck to jerk off to them on the BCC, because they are online rebels leaving a paper trail of their slutty for generations to come or until the grid is turned off….which could happen….which is why we need to just live in the moment, we’re all going to die, the impending apocalypse that never comes put that make the younger generations hopeless and NAKED…with that cynicism, even on Thanksigivng….comes assholes behind thongs…
Not that I care about assholes, I am far more into vaginas, but the asshole unites us in this woke genderless gay as shit time, and I see it as the WINDOW to the soul….and that’s what counts.