Pussy Wedgie are the less shitty wedgie because they don’t involve some closet case bully in your high school trying to play with your underwear like some kind of pervert you know was diddled by his dad….forcing your shitty ass to embarrassingly streak your underwear for all the girls you have crushes on to point and laugh at your lack of hygiene thanks to a dairy intolerance….
Pussy wedgies are the more self inflicted kind of wedgie that showcases the front hole, the better hole, the pussy hole…allowing a motherfucker like me to see its fatness and glory, it’s lips and it’s clit, depending on how tight the pants giving the wedgie are….
Pussy wedgies are the wedgie that allows a pervert like me to guesstimate what the pussy would look like if it wasn’t being choked out by clothes…which may sound desperate, pathetic, embarrassing, because it is…but to me, a shameless pervert, I’ve come to terms with all that and I’m ready to stare knowing that if I don’t the pussy wedgie and pussy I’m looking at will walk out of my life forever, never to be seen again, so SEIZE the day….eventually pussy wedgies won’t be in style and we’ll look back on these days as the GILDED AGE of pussy in public….so TAKE it in…like you want each and every one to take you in….with ease and comfort..NO resistance. .