I know what you’re thinking Pussy Wedgies are far more fun when you’re giving them to random women at the public pool before the police are called, but you know, it’s winter and the public pool is closed and trying to give the Pussy Wedgies to bitches in snowpants is pretty hard, girl needs to have some fat pussy lips for that, I mean I guess you could creep around the lodge at the base of the ski hill and hope to come across some babes in long underwear to pussy wedgie them before they hit the slops or the apres ski depending on how focused and motivated of a creep you are….is it early morning before first tracks or is it end of the day….
The easier approach to Pussy Wedgies, the lazy man’s approach to pussy wedgies, is pretty fucking simple, look at the pussy wedgies the girls are uploading to the internet because they aren’t out on the streets rockin’ them like it is summer, even though they’d probably like to be….so this is how they get their fix.
All you want for Christmas is a Pussy Wedgie, well call me Santa and here you go!