Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Not all of us have the luxury of hopping down to the beach like a homeless crackhead living in florida, exposed to all that hot weather half nakedness on the daily, a great place to be homeless, until some zombie eats your face off under the bridge.

Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to afford some tropical beach vacation, even the ghetto ones where the hotel rooms give you aids, and even if we were able to afford that bootleg shit, the bodies in swimwear around us would be our fat wives and not some hot chicks wanting to show off their bikinis, those ladies hang out in places the likes of us can’t afford.

Some of us live our own prison life in the walls of a mould filled apartment and the only bikini action we get because we live in a frozen tundra is at the public pool, which is predominately occupied by old ladies in what we hope are water proof diapers cuz they aren’t the kind of bodies I want to be producing the piss I am soaking in….

So we turn to the internet and do this random ass round up of random ass girls in some form of swimwear or another. It brings us hope or inspires us or some shit cuz girls half naked in swimwear is timeless classic hotness.

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day January 3rd, 2023