I like to think the best thing to ever happen to Rebecca Black is that she’s got some big titties…
I am sure she probably thinks going viral at 12 years old with that Friday song that people still quote, or sing, or annoy co-workers with to this day, since it likely got her paid that internet money while putting her on the map.
Her timing may have been off, since the music industry hated self produced youtube artists who didn’t need them, so her selling of her soul to the devil that runs pop music didn’t really happen, which I guess is a good thing, cuz it gave her some time to grow out some big ass titties while becoming just desperate enough to sell her soul off to the best offer available to some youtube viral singer from a time long ago….
Did I mention she grew her tits out, I think that’s the moral of the story,.
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