I may be the only person who thinks Courtney Stodden is a legend!
Her and her clown matter but that may only be because I am old to remember when she was tabloid fodder for being the child bride, which in and of itself was pretty fucked up, but no one seemed to think it was off at the time, instead they’d point at the young girl and call her a whore who ruined the life of an actor no one ever heard of before her.
I was always convinced she was a stripper he met, in her mid 20s and the underage bride thing was just a weird marketing angle, but I have a feeling it actually was just a creepy story.
But since she went full bimbo, turned to sex tapes, now exclusive sexy content for the fans, maybe my conspiracy is right.
I do know that my biggest opportunity and biggest fail in this website business that is hardly a business was not collecting enough cans to afford a flight to her Halloween party I was invited to.
We could have had it all Stodden, you miss all shots we don’t take, I could have been hired as her pool boy or assistant responsible for folding her panties. The dream, lost!
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