Sometimes I wonder if the thong was invented for the girls who own thongs to give the guys they are trying to get jerked off to by something to jerk off to, like a glimpse of their asshole, without really having to get naked….you know lazy girls who want to be jerked off to by randoms to feel hot…..all as part of a master plan to make everyone asshole obsessed, worship the asshole, so that when they actually get with a girl all they do is crave the asshole, like a bunch of queers, neglecting the life force generation pussy, only to end up with E.Coli and other feces borne parasites…that get into their brains and controls their every move, telling them to CONSUME, to CONSUME, to CONSUME whatever they tell them to consume, distracting everyone from the attack that their freedom is UNDER…
Or maybe it was invented to prevent tanlines….either way, here’s the asshole, the gateway to worms in the brain….HOT…