Maria Menounos, who I’ve pretty consistently said uses her asshole as a pussy since she’s greek. It all started when she had a pussy slip on the beach and I referenced that pussy slip with every Maria Menounos post I did, unfortunately the archive of pictures is disabled right now, which may be why no one ends up on this site, but you know, getting sued by pieces of shit copyright trolls who want their MONEY for some shit I posted a decade ago is far fucking more annoying…especially when they site makes under 1 dollar a day, the fucking AIDS BABY with FLIES on the INFOMERCIAL makes more than me…..plus, you can probably just google the pussy slip…
The point is, she announced she’s having a kid, despite being in her 40s, and I was like “maybe she dusted off the unused cunt and brought it out for a good old fashioned insemination”…..
Or maybe she was more like a breeding horse with farmers in gloves up to their elbows making her dream come true…..
But then I saw she was in a midriff top, showing harcore abs, which isn’t really what a 3 month pregnant chick would look like….and this was an event from recent times…which only means one thing….
She paid some helpless immigrant surrogate to carry her baby for her, not worried about it being another woman’s baby, not worried about not having a real connection with the baby because she didn’t grow it, not worried about another woman’s blood running through it, but rather just buying it like it’s a fucking pure bred dog and that’s fucking disturbing as shit….rich people are fucked.
But maybe the abs are just the baby growing in a weird way, what do I know besides she’s too fucking old to breed…or maybe she’s just keeping it in her ass, the way she likes it.