I saw a pretty good Taylor Swift Meme the other day that read “She’s got 200 songs about dudes leaving her, but not one song about giving blow jobs”…..
Pretty clever joke…..but I have a feeling that she probably does give blow jobs, only because these rich and famous celebrities have everything they want, their lives managed for them, giving them a lot of time to sit around being perverts….
There is no way that Taylor Swift doesn’t have the nastiest, most perverted fucking fucks….her whole break-up angle is really just for marketing purposes, because all these celebs are self involved narcissistic sociopaths who don’t actually connect with each other, they just leverage each other for hype….clout chasers, even when at the top…
So someone like Taylor Swift will publicly date a dude for hype, he’ll date her for hype, probably getting his dick in her ass a few times, because why the fuck not, only to break up to generate hype, and keep her storyline going, so that 4 years later she can release an album about all her break-ups, so her lame fucking fans can try to figure out which celeb she’s talking about….increasing the hype….
I prefer the storyline that Taylor Swift doesn’t actually exist, she’s just AI to make girls depressed about relationships, turning them into independent cat moms until menopause when they realize it all went wrong. There’s a reason she’s so popular, THEY want her popular.
Apparently, no one has ever been in the same room as SWIFT, so when watching her new bigger tits at the GRAMMYS dance like a drunk, sad, white girl….it could just be CGI….
If she is real, she probably as interesting as CGI, you know just a rich kid turned industry puppet mooching off the minds of the retard audience….
Here she is in the bath, not necessarily washing off her SIN, but she probably should be….you know since she pretends to be a Christian, while being a heathen.
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