I don’t know if the porn generation, or the younger generation are as excited by bikinis as we are. They are the 20 year olds with erectile dysfunction from all the porn they watch, or produce, since their brains are all wired fucked up thanks to growing up on porn….
I figure that they know the bikini is just a good way to increase engagement on social media, to substitute some of their fake followers, to make it seem like their audience is real, so that they can convert that over to brands or OnlyFans….you know, a tool to target the boomers like us who are overly excited by bikinis…..
At least, I am overly excited by bikinis, like a teenager in an era long ago, maybe even a virgin in an era long ago…when I see the bikini in person, in picture, I still get a dopamine hit….like “oh yeah, BODY BEING SHOWN TO ME”.
I never know if it’s because I am Canada and buried in the snow, or if I am just primally coded to notice half naked girls, because despite access to non-stop porn, I still tend to stare at bikini pics….
I don’t know if I am a dying breed of half retard when I’m near a bikini, in this era of everyone nude, I probably am, but since this is my site, I can do what I want with it, like celebrate the GOOD OLD TIMES when a bikini was about as racy as a chick got on the internet, so it was the best we’d get, making us thirsty for more….you know, the ultimate cocktease that still gave us something of value….the good ol’ days…
Here’s that random ass bikini round-up.