If you know me, you’ll know that I hate at least two things, Fat Chicks and Dance Videos…
I hate fat chicks for a lot of reasons, not limited to being married to one and forced to experience all that is bad about them, from smells, to digestion, to health issues, to laziness, to victimhood on a daily basis for the last 20 fucking years….but I feel like that’s a good indicator and support to why I hate fat chicks….and the normalization of fat chicks being hot…what a fucking farce…
I hate dance videos because dancing is fucking stupid, mindless, embarrassing, bullshit that used to get marketed as something freeing, liberating, just you and your tribal self connected to the sounds, at least when on Ecstasy at a party, but still, fucking lame…
Then all the dance reality shows, like So You Think You Can dance surfaced and I thought, oh fuck, here we go, propaganda to make idiots even dumber than they are by getting them caught up in Dance Battles like some kids break dancing on the street…embarrassing b-boy battles but with celebrities…my god, painful, cringeworthy…
Then TikTok happened, where people went viral and got rich for bad dance, awkward dance, stupid dance, serious dance, uploading dance dance dance revolution that’s actually a digression of the minds of the PEOPLE….
I know what you’re thinking “But what about strippers”….I mean, that’s not a fair comparison to dance, because they spread their cunts and if there requires a build up, a dance, a pole, a gyrating, a fucking seizure on beat to bad music to get a spread cunt, it’s fine….that’s the only acceptable dance….
So yeah, these are a few of my least favorite things…