Are you a glass half full, overly enthusiastic, positive, exctied like a dumb fucking puppy playing with a woman’s dirty panties after period spillage motherfucker…
Or are you a glass half empty, negative thinking, catastrophic thinking, everything sucks, we’re all going to die, what’s the point of anything motherfucker…..
Because to some, a thong not covering the asshole may be offensive, a sign of a flaw, a fail on the part of the thong….But to others, I CAN SEE YOUR ASSHOLE AN THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME…You know, since we love asshole…..even if they are shitty assholes…
I think it’s safe to say….we’re all on the same team with this one….
TEAM ASSHOLE.