Surfs Up motherfuckers….
I guess we’re technically in the SPRING BREAK window of girls on the beach being titty flashing drunken sluts getting ready to get date raped or gangbanged by the bros with their styled Jersey shore hair, in what they don’t consider rape at the time, but in 10 years when the #MeToo movement happens and they are old, fat and miserable, it’ll be fucking RAPE motherfuckers…
Oh right, we’re in the era where you don’t need to go to Spring Break parties, you don’t even need to leave the house or the POD you call your house to see bikini pics, why bother doing that whole travel thing, so much money and effort when all you have to do is stare at a screen like a pathetic virgin nerd that you have morphed into.
IT DIDN’T NEED TO BE THIS WAY….
I don’t even think the girls who get into bikinis on the internet need to leave the house or the screen to produce the bikini pics, they can do it from their POD, or on GREEN SCREEN, or with an IG filter…
BECAUSE…nothing is real, but my love for bikinis…..THAT is deep rooted in my soul…