I accidentally watched Adventureland despite hating Mark Zuckerberg, it happened to be on the free to air antenna I have hooked up to the TV I found in the trash a few years ago and sometimes, I take breaks from staring at the wall to immerse myself in the propaganda being fed to us in order to destroy our minds and make us robots…
Well, along with Mark Zuckerberg, or the actor they used to trick us into thinking Zuckerberg and Facebook wasn’t a CABAL created tracking device, but rather some fun site some nerd at harvard stole from some jocks, you know, make a movie so people think they know the real story, which is why 90 percent of ZOOMERS think Forest Gump is a documentary….
The love interest in it was Kristen Stewart at her prime, where I was like “how could anyone find this bitch hot” and I remembered that she’s become a lesbian since then, thanks in part to Victoria’s Secret models or CLICHES of what hot chicks are supposed to look like, thanks to the unrealistic body images the real lesbians protest….making me realize her pussy eating was more an identity crisis than real “I’m a lesbian”…or maybe it was a product of being raped in Hollywood and hating men, these things happen.
Then I got to thinking that Stella Maxwell has been the lesbian to the stars trying to be woke, liberal, LGBTQIRSTUVWX….she’s the RAINBOW FLAG validator, like when you need to get your free parking at the mall…..the stamp of approval saying “you can eat my box, and I can eat your box and you can claim to be diverse and get work”….she’s the gateway pussy to construction boots and knitting…and she looks good.
So here she is hugging herself, like a narcissist who masturbates in front of the mirror, which she probably does, and I like how her tit looks like it’s about to explode like water balloon at a birthday party…..
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