Here’s some Canada content for all you Canadians out there who grew up masturabting to the now 44 year old Nelly Furtado.
She’s of Azores heritage, which means she probably is a pretty good fisherman genetically, thanks to genetic memory….her Island people needed to survive and Fishing was their natural resource in the middle of the Atlantic….
Anyway, if you were in Canada in the 90s, before you had internet porn and social media to distract you, you likely jerked off to music videos, and her shit was on repeat in these parts, because the socialist government trying to preserve their heritage instead of it being eaten up by American content, forces the media to promote a specific amount of Canadian produced songs, shows, etc….it’s the LAW.
Unfortunately, at the time, there wasn’t very much good Canadian content so Nelly got to be the go-to, meaning we had to listen to her shit OVER AND OVER again.
I don’t remember EVER thinking she was hot, it was like “when is the Spice Girl’s video going to be on”…even CHER’s lingerie on the Aircraft Carrier was hotter….and you knew you were being gross when jerking off to that, but it was a simpler time.
So seeing her 25 years later showing some cleavage…is not life changing or hot, BUT it happened, and we support Canada’s own….because if we don’t, no one else will.
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