Tight pants should make you want to dance…probably with yourself since you creep girls out…and more specifically with your penis…because dancing with your penis is a friendly and less sad way of saying you’re jerking off.
I get that everyone is so open and love talking about their jerking off, like it’s just a conversation piece to be had…”so the other night I was jerking off and this happened”….or “this morning I was jerking off and that happened”…but despite being a degenerate pervert, I liked it better when it was a simpler time and people pretended they didn’t jerk off. The lies, the shame, the keeping shit to themselves were not a bad thing…I don’t need to know about any of your bodily functions….and either do the ladies in tight pants that you’re jerking off to when they bring those tight pants to the grocery store just begging to be jerked off to…something you’re not allowed to say, because it’s the whole “she was wearing a short skirt’ rape argument they DO NOT ACCEPT IN COURT….
So everyone’s a pervert, every lady sexualizes herself, but if you sexualize her while she’s sexualizing herself, by jerking off to her ass behing hugged hard in tight pants, you’re the predator…NOT the person who put you into the state of mind to BE the predator they are blaming you of.
YES, you must be decent and respectable and respectful….but THIS IS THE INTERNET…just fucking take out all the rage, the batch you built up staring at the hot ass in line for 15 minutes because no one is judging you here, except me and no one cares what I think…and maybe your FED agent assigned to your built in front facing camera….BUT other than that….enjoy the tight pants the way they are designed to be enjoyed…
In conclusion, it’s almost TIGHT short weather, which like tight pants, gives you a 3-D rendering of the cunt and asshole only with less fabric and more exposed skin…
FUN.
