Brie Larson Pantsless of the Day

I like to think that Brie Larson is celebrity plant that they use to mock us.

She is not hot, even in her slutty selfies, if anything she’s awkward, weird, and makes me feel uncomfortable. So either she’s got dirt on key people that she can manipulate into getting those high paid work projects, maybe someone MeToo-ed her when she was a 16 year old aspiring pop star and she’s threatened to go public, maybe she was invited to some weird sex party and has video of people eating each other’s asses that they don’t want released, I don’t know the details, but I do know that there’s got to be a bigger reason why she exists.

I do not buy any “great actor’ or “great talent” or “great connection with the audience who relates to her”, because she’s really a wet maxi pad in the corner of the truck stop bathroom left by an obese woman who was taking a shit in there before you accidentally entered, thinking it couldn’t be that bad only for it to be worse than you ever imaginged…THE SMELLL…..and not in a “well someone would find that hot kind of way” because we know there are people who would suck that wet maxi pad, bring it home, put it in a jar and nurture it until it rotted so bad the neighbors complained about the smell. We aren’t talking about that guy, we’re talking the average person who would find that gross, unappealing, and trash.

I get she could be a celebrity plant in that they can control what she says, her politics, the woke agendas, all that other shit, but I don’t think anyone’s listening.

Even when she takes pantsless selfies like a basic whore, while being a top billed celeb, it’s like, “Ok, now what”….

I think her filling her pussy up with sharpies like the girls of Reddit, wouldn’t even stop the scroll and she’d manage to make THAT boring too.

I just don’t think there’s hope for her, sure she gets paid, sure she pulled off a scam…but damn…she’s pants less, she works out, she’s rich, she’s famous, yet this sucks so hard….why?

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Brie Larson Pantsless of the Day May 9th, 2023