Dua Lipa’s a huge international pop star, the official story is that she was born in Albania, or Kosovo which I guess was basically Yugoslavia during the war, before being shipped off in a shipping container to the UK where she struggled so hard she became an international pop sensation.
I don’t know if human trafficking was her official storyline, the truth is she could just be a rich kid from the UK who was born in the UK after her rich family moved there to escape the war in their Mother country, but that’s far less dark and mysterious and it doesn’t fuel the conspiracies I like to fuel because fake news is real news if you believe it hard enough.
I do know that they say she was a model, who didn’t like the pressure of being fit or thin, so she turned to Youtube to sing cover songs, that miraculously went viral, got her a record deal, and the rest is fucking history, with that pile of hits under her belt….she must be a real hard worker, a real self starter, because there’s no way she had a team behind her making this happen, it was all her in this era of gig economy influencer, right, that’s why so many other talents who try as hard never get seen…..or noticed….because they just didn’t work as hard as Dua Lipa.
Anyway, she’s got some tits, she wears bikinis, she’s no longer plus sized or a victim of the unrealistic body expectations she’s been quoted complaining about, and if you’re going to be a pop star, you might as well bring the bikini pics to the perverts who you rape with your shit pop music…I DID NOT CONSENT TO HEARING THIS SHIT…..RAPE RAPE RAPE…
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