For those of you with a Mother, it’s was Mother’s Day….for those of you who have a dead mother, it was Monsters day, only because your mom’s current state if dug up would be that of a monster, it’s nothing personal, we’re all in the same boat, us dead mom society motherfuckers…..
That doesn’t mean you have to miss out on all the Mother’s Day fun, seeing moms and their kids in the park, on patios at restaurants, walking around after brunch, all carrying their flowers and candies and whatever the fuck else moms get for Mother’s Day….
The truth is you can pretend anyone is your mom, more importantly, you can make some forgotten moms remember the glory days of being a mom, by breast feeding once moms in the old folks home for old times….ideally when they aren’t your mom, but in these modern times, who am I to judge…just don’t let the Old Folks home workers know she’s not your actual mom, because they cant’ reprimand families for being close, for breast feeding men in their 50s, who are THEY to judge when breast feeding should end, you see some of those moms breast feeding their near teen kids because they are overbearing…but they can judge pervert strangers sucking old lady…so play the part….next year since Mother’s Day is over freaks…
Here some Lactation to inspire….
