I made friends with some girl in short shorts in the park and for some reason, a reason I call the stars aligning, or miracles existing, we ended up talking about cameltoes. It was pretty much because a group of girls walked by with raging cameltoes and I made a comment about their pussies being hungry, because that’s normal friendly talk with new friends, and the girl told me she has never had a cameltoe in her life because she has a NVV….
I asked her what an NVV was and she said a NON VISIBLE VAGINA, to which I said NVP sounds better, you know You’re NVP is the MVP….and when she proceeded to explain the NVV, she said that her vagina is positioned further back, like she’s got a tilted pelvis or some shit, so that she can’t biologically get a cameltoe, yet she can get fucked from both the front and the back, she just doesn’t go through life with her pussy forward eating pants.
I told her she was bullshit, in hopes of seeing the cunt and I thought, that’s a disability I’d like to kiss better….unlike lobster hands and really most birth defects and retardations that make me sick to the stomach….
She didn’t show me the cunt, but she did start pulling her shorts up into her crotch and she did not have a visible vagina….BARBIE DOLL shit….which was fucking weird to watch and as it turns out far less hot than FVV, or FULLY VISIBLE PUSSY, like these girls right here, because I don’t like using my imagination, my mind is lazy….do the work for me…