DAD IS THAT YOU!!
I know father’s day is right around the corner, but you didn’t have to get all dolled up for it…
Oh right, it’s pride month and being gay and happy has turned into cutting your dick off and being a drag queen….I get it…
Or maybe it’s just menopause and Cindy Crawford never had a dick to begin with…
I do know she wasn’t the super model of my eye in her prime….she was overrated, packaged, a LIE….but that lie is the foundation of other lies and here we fucking are still looking at her tits….
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!