I guess thongs are uses for more than just slicing turds in half while drunkenly taking a shit with your thong on….
They are also to pretend you’re clothed, while showing the world your asshole, and that makes it quite a magical article of clothing…if you’re into assholes, which apparently the entire society is, after how they’ve behaved this PRIDE MONTH….as they turn everything gay and if there’s one thing I know about gays..it’s that they LOVE assholes…
Here’s that THONG round up!