Hailee Steinfeld is the kind of celebrity, who was actually created by the industry and not on social media, so I consider her to be a real celebrity, even though she’s also got 21 million followers on social media…but yeah, she’s the kind of celebrity who could post a picture of her in oversized track suit taking a shit and her audience would find it slutty, not in a “She’s a slut” let’s shame her way, but in a “Yep, I can take her up on this challenge and jerk off to this”….
She’s one of those “how non sexual can a bitch be yet still get jerked off” kind of gals, who has such a nerdy weird fan base, that I’m sure she can get REAL creative in how unsexy her content gets and still be jerked off to….I’m talking herpes ridden lips and dudes will jerk off thinking of all the cocks she’s had….I’m talking transitioning to dude to stay relevant and working in hollywood, changing her name to HERMAN STEINFELD, rocking a hitler moustache because that’s all her testosterone can give her, after zipper titting herself and rocking a fleshy and useless slab of numb meat she calls a cock where the pussy once was and dudes will STILL think she’s hot….
SO yeah, as she promotes some SPIDER-VERSE weirdness to nerds, random nerd CUM is flowing like the water main has burst…..and this dress is part of the problem, but there’s no real solution to the problem…