I don’t know if Noah Cyrus has bolt on tits, she’s rich enough to get bolt on tits, but I’m sure she’s just fat and in a push up bra, but really when it comes to Noah Cyrus, the celebrity sister who was or should be locked in the basement, but who instead is let out to pretend she’s a talented singer from a talented song and dance family, which she very well may be, but all that’s lost when looking at her weirdly mutant face she’s not doing any favors for when rocking white eyebrows and eyelashes in some kind of fashion trend that should definitely end.
I am into Miley Cyrus, her big teeth and all, so by default I like the idea of Noah Cyrus, the sister in the shadow of such a bright shining star, but unfortunately, Noah Cyrus makes that fetish more a struggle, because the idea of all her feelings of inadequacy and never being good enough are hot, until you look at her and see that she clearly thinks she’s hot and a person of her own, which is not the kind of down in the dumps sister of celebrity I want…but I’ll still look at the tit, because why not…it’s tit.
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