Noah Cyrus is like the premise of any good old fashioned incest porn in the 70s, where the sister the dad doesn’t molest because she’s less appealing, goes out into the world with a complex about how even her own dad won’t fuck her because her sister gets all his attention and semen, forcing her to take on as many dicks as she can in hopes of finding validation….
You know ugly duckling sister syndrome thanks to having Miley Cyrus as the sister she has to try to live up to, but never will, there are too few Miley’s out there, and all Noah can do is just ride the association to Miley which makes her more important than you and me, but that probably eats away at whatever is left of her everytime she says “do you know who my sister is?”…
She’s recently engaged, probably to a guy trying to get closer to Miley, or even Billy Ray, since you know he’s not there for her, she’s just the OPEN DOOR to all his dreams….
So like all recently engaged girls, she posting up half naked selfies…
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