Here’s a round-up of Tanlines to celebrate the sun, or chemicals that stain your skin like it was the sun, because everyone is scared of the sun, after seeing people like Margot Robbie’s sun damaged face, all mangled and 15 years older looking that it should be…
I am not a believer in climate change, or in the sun being a bad thing for us, since the sun is what makes everything grow and without it we’d all be dead.
I am not a believer in staining your skin with chemicals that your body absorbs either, because that shit seems cancer causing and gross..
But I like the effect fo the tanline, because seeing where clothing once was, knowing clothing is no longer there, speaks to my retard masturbating caveman brain.