Eva Longoria is a pretty old bitch who for whatever reason was way overpaid, and became way too fucking famous from a shitty fucking show like the Desperate Housewives show she was on, where she played the Mexican Sugar Baby with the rich husband to offset the ugliness that was Teri Hatcher…I don’t know why I’ve always hated her, but I have.
Anyway, I always felt she was a fake Mexican, a first generation who was so disconnected to being Mexican, raised white and the minute she made it in America, she’d hire Mexicans to do her yardwork, allowing her to feel like top dog, near white Mexican, because she was rich.
I don’t know how accurate that is, but after seeing her directorial debut about the Flaming hot Cheetos janitor, it’s safe to say she’s so disconnected from the Mexican people, that her using Mexican slang throughout the series, basically reduced the Mexican characters to being as stereotypical as you’d expect a white person making a movie about Mexicans to do….BECAUSE she doesn’t actually know Mexicans bro, she’s just happens to be Mexican culturally…..
The point of the story is Mexico is amazing, Mexicans are amazing, and Eva Longoria is garbage, even with her tits out while pushing her Tequila brand because she’s a fucking APPROPRIATING CULTURE VULTURE who can get away with it like Drake, or other fake fucks that get a pass because of the CUM they were made from.
Eva Longoria’s Fat Burrito Eating Ass in a Thong Suit Despite being 100 Years Old was also part of the trip:
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