Iggy Azalea has a lyric on her hit song that goes “First thing’s first I’m the real-est”….
Not a realist, who just takes a jaded view on life and says “everything sucks, I’m just being realistic”…
Not a realtor, who is out there selling buildings in LA after her move there from her native Australia….but the “real est”, meaning she’s just so authentic, so true, so real….that nothing about her, not her hair, tits or ass or stomach are fake…
Her origin story of being an underage stripper in Miami who flew to America like a runaway to strip in Miami….which isn’t how immigration works….but for the sake of Iggy it’s real bro…
Even her name, IGGY, that’s not REAL, but she’s the REAL-EST bro….
Her money, that’s real, her hype, also real, the fact that she’s decided her creative vision in artistry to prove she’s the real-est, or to get a cash grab out of the suckers, also pretty real, as she takes fun selfies in her underwear with her tits out, the most REAL shit she’s done to date in her scam that is her “CELEBRITY”…
I’m into it, finally realizing her appeal as a click-bait scam!
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